‘Item girl’ Rakhi Sawant calls Arvind Kejriwal ‘item boy’

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  1. hemen parekh

    April 7, 2014 at 3:14 pm

    If / Then

    Long before our Computer Programmers started using the logic of ,
    > If ” this ” > Then ” that ” ,

    our politicians have been using it , for a long time

    Quite harmless logic , which cannot be faulted !

    For example :

    Recently , Beni Prasad Verma – Union Minister for Steel , said :

    ” If > Rahul Gandhi becomes Prime Minister ,

    Then > he will send Narendra Modi to jail for his role in 2002 Gujarat riots”

    Now every programmer – and his non-programmer cousin – knows that ,

    > what is theoretically ” Possible ”

    but ,

    > practically highly ” Improbable ” ,

    can pose no threat to NaMo !

    Another example :

    For the Lok Sabha elections starting today , every political party worth its salt , has published its Poll Manifesto

    These Manifestos read ,

    > If ” We are voted to power at the Centre ,

    > Then ” We promise to give each voter , a 3 bedroom flat , a government
    job , a Maruti car , free healthcare , and admission to school / college of
    your choice , for all your children ”

    Now , does that pose any threat to these political parties ?

    Absolutely none !

    They know they are NOT going to be voted to power !

    So , why be ” economical ” in promises ?

    Promise anything to anyone !

    When voters don’t even bother to ask the party that does assume power ,

    ” What is your Score Card ? How far have you fulfilled your promises ? ”

    Earlier , in Dec 2012 ( before Assembly elections in Gujarat ) , BJP manifesto said ,

    ” If voted to power , we will build in Gujarat , 50 Lakh houses ( of course , for the poor ) in next 5 years ”

    That is 2,739 houses per day

    Or 12,79,113 new houses in the last 467 days ,since BJP came to power !”

    Cannot find these ?

    Go away ! Don’t ask such embarrassing questions !

    We did not expect to get voted to power !

    * hemen parekh ( 07 April 2014 / Mumbai )

  2. rajendra prasad yadav

    April 7, 2014 at 8:54 pm

    pagal hi itihash likhate hai, yad rakho..

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